~ P r o c r a s t i n a t i o n ~

Waht

And as our walls start tumbling down, I will still be here on this damned website, dragged by blue mullets and angry Jeagers.

Fuck

Ugh

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

carsonphillips:

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice 

kepral:

Ok but seriously:

Before Noiz broke in:

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After Noiz broke in:

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memedong:

nimbose:

my kind of bread

memedong:

nimbose:

my kind of bread

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mackerelove:

"Prepare for trouble"
"And make it double (penetration)" 

mackerelove:

"Prepare for trouble"

"And make it double (penetration)" 

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon
lchry asked:
do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

tubesock:

tacobell:

They wish.

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cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

ruthcrawfordseeger-official:

how many of us, as children, have had creeping thoughts of “i think i have a crush on somebody of my own gender” or “i wish i were the other gender” and dismissed them so swiftly and so effectively because those ideas were unnatural and unconscionable that they never had the chance to grow into our identities? how many more of us, when finally told from childhood that queerness is a real and good option, will be queer and will love it?

yaoi-crazed-pervert:

I said I wasn’t going to make fun of Ep. 3 anymore. I lied.

if i’m following you i love you okay even though i don’t talk to you cause if i don’t it’s most likely because i’m just too awkward to say hi so i just love you and admire you from a distance